Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Four minutes until I can fart!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
