KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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