Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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