No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize