The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
