As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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