this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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