Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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