"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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