The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Of course I have a pirate flag
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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