It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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