How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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