Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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