he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
