He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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