It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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