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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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