he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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