this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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