dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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