Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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