Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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