I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
