we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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