so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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