Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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