i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
