It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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