If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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