why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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