why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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