i don't like sucking hair
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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