I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You don't make any sense
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