Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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