You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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