Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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