I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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