You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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