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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Well I just put wine in my tea
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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