Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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