I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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