i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is it because I queefed?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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