How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We left an ass print on the piano.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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