there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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