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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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