spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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