Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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