Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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