...so i touched it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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