I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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