Christians are straight up FREAKS
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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