I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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