hotel room ftw
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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