Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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